don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.
is this about farting or is it just me?
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight
me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
No no. I’m reblogging this again because like
Can y'all IMAGINE what was goin on in this man’s head??? What did he think was happening here??
never seen this movie??? what uh…what. hey. Hi. Hey, good evening. Hi how are ya. Hi there. Hey so whhhhhWhUu—WHAT happens next??
We find out that one of them is very hairy and then he gets down on all fours
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remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat
There are so many plot holes in twilight you could strain pasta through it
that’s on purpose so you can make an Italian dish for your vampire son’s human gf
shoutout to 10th century norway for having the only medieval penal code (gulaþinglög) i’ve read that not only doesn’t suggest you torture people but explicitly says tortured confessions are made out of fear and you should specifically not listen to them. good job 10th century norway
I feel like I’m reading Elle Woods blog
