age of 8:
oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
age of 18:
PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
*hits on you* *actually hits you*
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
Glow In The Dark Tree Of Life Locket
When worn in the dark, this locket glows bright blue. The center of this locket features a Tibetan tree of life. Ornate engraving on the outer edges accent this piece. Hung on a 19” silver-plated ball chain. Sold on Etsy.
me after fixing my mechanical pencil:
tall people = the enemy
can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there
i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
"want to come over"
"we have food"