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Abby | California dreaming

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

bewbin:

My cousins back in town he’s 19 likes longs walks on the beach and he single and ready to mingle ladies. But not my grandpa he’s 87 and happily married back off

bewbin:

My cousins back in town he’s 19 likes longs walks on the beach and he single and ready to mingle ladies. But not my grandpa he’s 87 and happily married back off

k1mkardashian:

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

my non-problematic white faves

WHY

8 hours ago254,593 plays

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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sebbaz83:

bucky-oh-bucky:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

calmtempest:

raisingcain:

praise the puberty overlords

HE WAS ADORABLE

he looked like a potato

a potato who turned into a beautiful french fry

sebbaz83:

bucky-oh-bucky:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

calmtempest:

raisingcain:

praise the puberty overlords

HE WAS ADORABLE

he looked like a potato

a potato who turned into a beautiful french fry

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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nayx:

these people cant be real